EJEMPLOS DE TEXTOS POPULARES (CHISTE,REFRAN,CANCION, ADIVINANZA, HISTORIETA, MITO, LEYENDA Y PARODIA) - tallerdelecturayredaccion

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Mediante este blog se pretende dar a conocer las principales caracteristicas de los textos recreativos. comenzaremos con un pequeño concepto del tema mas tarde sus tipos y clsificacion del texto y finalizaremos con 3 ejemplos por cada tipo de texto recre

EJEMPLOS DE TEXTOS POPULARES (CHISTE,REFRAN,CANCION, ADIVINANZA, HISTORIETA, MITO, LEYENDA Y PARODIA)

CHISTES

  1. Había una vez un chico que le quería decir cosas bonitas a su novia y fue donde su profesor de literatura y el profesor le dijo dile así tienes ojos de lucero tu boca es de cristal y te bajaron del cielo por un corte celestial y el chico fue corriendo donde su novia repitiendo lo que el profesor le había dicho y cuando llego donde su novia le dijo tienes ojos de becerro tu boca es de corral y te bajaron del cielo por bruta y animal.

2.- Esta era una vez un padrecito que estaba dando un sermón en una cabaña, en eso un comienza a temblar, el padrecito dice:
El ave María.
La gente comienza a rezar, ave María Purísima, el terremoto sigue, entonces el padrecito dice:
El rosario.
Entonces la gente comienza otra vez a rezar, pero en eso mira hacia arriba y ve que unas tablas se van a derrumbar, y dice:
Las tablas.
Y la gente dice:
Uno por uno, uno, uno por dos, dos...

3.-  Venía el marido de Lola muy triste y la esposa le pregunta:
¿Por qué vienes tan triste?
Y él le contesta:
Es que se le murió la suegra a mi compadre.
¿Y por eso te pones triste?
¡Sí, es que todos tienen suerte menos yo!

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abigail
#1
16 of June of 2010 17:51
i liked



Anallely Hernndez Gomez
Site: yaho
#2
15 of October of 2010 20:59
jajajajajaj esta
chistoso
me gusto y casi me ago pipi
cuando
sera otro
y quiero mas chistes
saludos a todos los q lo hicieron
ok
mandenme
mensajes para q nos hagamos
amigos
no se quienes son pero me agrado sus chisstes
ok
vay
los kiero
ana

hilda
Site: facebook
#3
3 of March of 2011 19:20
ta xido
aver cuando pasan oto
jejeje
andrea
Site: hotmail
#4
30 of May of 2011 18:14
que aburrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddoooooooooo
Kata
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#5
23 of October of 2011 19:10
malizim0!!! :D
alo
Site: yaho
#6
28 of February of 2012 23:02
jajaja
estefany
Site: yaho
#7
14 of March of 2012 20:13
estan muy graciosos jajajajajajajajaja
jerlink|
Site: facebook
#8
10 of April of 2012 15:08
me gusto mas el primero
viviana torres
Site: no tengo
#9
26 of February of 2013 2:01
eta muy chida esta pag aunq me meti para hacer la tarea jajjajajajajaja bueno
adios me tengo que ir jajaja
arturo campos
Site: facebook
#10
26 of February of 2013 2:05
jajaja ay viviana ya veo porq te pusieron viviana porq te pareses a vivi de la familia peluche verdada amor TE AMO VIVIANA TORRES ya ves porq te amo amor
mirinay32@hotmail.com
Site: google
#10.1
7 of March of 2013 5:18
tu mdre jajajajajaja ..!!!

#11
26 of February of 2013 20:54
eso que
kef reyes
Site: facebook
#12
26 of February of 2013 22:55
estan bueno :)
Sergio Cholo Dj
Site: Sergio28
#13
4 of March of 2013 21:55
jajajajajajajajajaja ta chilo eso netha jajaja casi me meoo weyess
Panocha
Site: facebook
#14
4 of March of 2013 21:57
panocha panocha panocha y a lo ultimo pico sangrientooo jajajaja
TorolokoMix
#15
4 of March of 2013 21:58
panocha y pico sangrientoo ajajajaj
jassi
Site: correo
#16
12 of March of 2013 14:00
los chistes bien graciosos
jajajajajaja
Site: hotmail
#17
3 of May of 2013 2:45
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#18
23 of May of 2013 1:52
ese no me gusto tanto hay les va uno a ver si les agrada:
esta era caperucita roja ke llevava una canasta kon panques para su abuelita y derepemte oye un ruido entre un arbusto y dice: ya te vi lobo y el lobo se echa a korrer y caperucita sigue kaminando komo 10 minutos dspues oye otro ruido en otro arbusto y dice: ya te vi lobo y se echa a korrer el lobo y kaperucita sigue kaminando y antes de llegar a la kasa de su abuelita oye otro ruido en otro arbusto y dice: ya te vi lobo y el lobo le dice: puta madre ni en este cuento dejan cagar agusto...
paola
Site: paolaayes
#19
4 of March of 2014 1:58
jjajajajajajajaj vien chido todos los chistes me gustaro muxo saludos a todos

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